The Dog’s Bollocks is not a traditional restaurant but a popular spot in Cape Town known for its rave-worthy burgers served in a unique setting resembling a driveway. Owner Nigel Wood operates this take-away concept with no waiters or bills, offering a casual dining experience with outdoor seating available. Despite its unconventional setup, it has gained cult status for its acclaimed burgers.

| Restaurant Name | The Dog’s Bollocks at YARD |
| Cuisine Type | Fast food |
| Opening Hours | 9 am – 10 pm |
| Reviews | See Reviews |
The Dog’s Bollocks at YARD Menu
The Dog’s Bollocks at YARD is known for its tasty hamburgers, chicken wings, and pizza Margherita, with guests praising the delicious French toasts. Enjoy a cosy atmosphere and friendly service while sipping on great wine, craft beer, or coffee. This restaurant offers a welcoming vibe, affordable prices, and a homey decor that keeps guests coming back for a relaxed and enjoyable experience.
WINGS & THINGS
| Wing Type | Description | Price (from R) |
|---|---|---|
| Asian Style Wings | Asian-style buffalo chicken wings | R155.00 |
| Smack My Ass Hot Wings | Hot buffalo chicken wings | R155.00 |
| Sweet Sticky, Smokey BBQ Wings | Buffalo chicken wings with BBQ sauce | R155.00 |
| Mozambican Prego Wings | Buffalo chicken wings with Mozambican Prego sauce | R155.00 |
LOADED WET FRIES
| Fries Type | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Cheesy Fries | Grated cheddar, feta, and nacho cheese sauce over chips | R102.00 |
| Prego Fries | Mozambique-style prego sauce, grated cheddar cheese over chips | R102.00 |
| Black Bean Fries | Black bean puree with grated cheddar cheese and nacho cheese sauce over chips | R102.00 |
| New Yorker Fries | Pasta-style sauce with olives and capers, nacho cheese sauce over chips | R102.00 |
| Mexican Chilli Fries | Mexican chilli con carne mince and beans, nacho cheese sauce over chips | R108.00 |
| Chick, Peppadew & BBQ Fries | Chicken, peppadews, Dogs Bollocks BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese, cheese sauce on chips | R115.00 |
| Jalapeno, Bacon, Cheese Fries | Bacon bits, pickled sliced jalapenos, cheddar cheese, nacho cheese sauce on chips | R115.00 |
| Pulled Pork & Sriracha Mayo Fries | Roasted pulled pork shoulder, Sriracha mayo, cheddar cheese, cheese sauce on chips | R115.00 |
LOADED POTATO SKINS
| Skins Type | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Cheesy Skins | Grated cheddar and nacho cheese sauce over potato skins | R102.00 |
| Prego Skins | Mozambique-style prego sauce, grated cheddar cheese over potato skins | R102.00 |
| Black Bean Skins | Black bean puree with grated cheddar cheese and nacho cheese sauce over potato skins | R102.00 |
| New Yorker Skins | Pasta-style sauce with olives and capers, nacho cheese sauce over potato skins | R102.00 |
| Mexican Chilli Skins | Mexican chilli con carne mince and beans, nacho cheese sauce over potato skins | R102.00 |
| Jalapeno, Bacon, Cheese Skins | Bacon bits, pickled sliced jalapenos, cheddar cheese, nacho cheese sauce over potato skins | R102.00 |
| Pulled Pork & Sriracha Mayo Skins | Roasted pulled pork shoulder, Sriracha mayo, cheddar cheese, cheese sauce over potato skins | R102.00 |
HE DOG’S BOLLOCKS – CRUMBED CHICKEN BURGERS
| Bollocks Burger | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Plain Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Lettuce, Gherkins, Mayo, Onion, Tomato. Served with chips or side salad. | R180.00 |
| Cheese Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Melted cheddar cheese. Served with chips or side salad. | R185.00 |
| Old School Mega Slider – Crumbed Chicken | Melted Cheese and the Bun is steamed on top of the grill with the Caramelised Onions. Served with chips or side salad. | R210.00 |
| 3B Burger Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Bacon Cheese & BBQ Burger. Served with chips or side salad. | R220.00 |
| Pepperberry Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Light Blue Cheese Sauce with sliced Pepperdews. Served with chips or side salad. | R200.00 |
| New Yorker Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Nacho Cheese Sauce & Arrabiata Sauce with Chilli, Garlic, Capers and Olives. Served with chips or side salad. | R200.00 |
| Prego Sauce Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Spicy Mozambican Portuguese Sauce with lots of chilli and garlic. Served with chips or side salad. | R200.00 |
| Mexican Chilli & Cheese Bollocks Burger | Spicy Chilli Con Carne with Red Kidney Beans, Garlic & Chilli. Served with chips or side salad. | R220.00 |
| Jalapeno & Cheese Bollocks Burger – Crumbed Chicken | Home-pickled Jalapeños and nacho cheese sauce. Served with chips or side salad. | R200.00 |
THE DOG’S BOLLOCKS – VEGAN BURGERS
| Bollocks Burger (V) | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Plain Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan patty, Lettuce, Gherkins, Mayo, Onion, Tomato. Served with chips or side salad. | R180.00 |
| Cheese Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan patty, Melted cheddar cheese. Served with chips or side salad. | R190.00 |
| Old School Mega Slider (V) | Vegan patty, Melted Cheese and the Bun is steamed on top of the grill with the Caramelised Onions. | R211.75 |
| Served with chips or side salad. | ||
| 3B Burger Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan patty, Bacon Cheese & BBQ Burger. Served with chips or side salad. | R218.48 |
| Pepperberry Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan Patty, Light Blue Cheese Sauce with sliced Peppadews. Served with chips or side salad. | R210.00 |
| New Yorker Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan Patty, Nacho Cheese Sauce and Arrabiata Sauce with Chilli, Garlic, Capers and Olives. | R210.00 |
| Served with chips or side salad. | ||
| Prego Sauce Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan Patty, Spicy Mozambican Portuguese Sauce with lots of chilli and garlic. Served with chips or side salad. | R210.00 |
| Jalapeno & Cheese Bollocks Burger (V) | Vegan Patty, Home-pickled Jalapeños and nacho cheese sauce. Served with chips or side salad. | R210.00 |
THE DOG’S BOLLOCKS – BEEF BURGER
| Bollocks Burger – Beef | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Plain Bollocks Burger – Beef | Lettuce, Gherkins, Mayo, Onion, Tomato. Served with chips or side salad. | R190.00 |
| Cheese Bollocks Burger – Beef | Melted cheddar cheese. Served with chips or side salad. | R205.00 |
| Old School Mega Slider – Beef | Melted Cheese and the Bun is steamed on top of the grill with the Caramelised Onions. | R220.00 |
| Served with chips or side salad. | ||
| 3B Burger Bollocks Burger – Beef | Bacon Cheese & BBQ Burger. Served with chips or side salad. | R250.00 |
| Pepperberry Bollocks Burger – Beef | Light Blue Cheese Sauce with sliced Peppadews. Light and fluffy, not strong blue cheese. | R200.00 |
| Served with chips or side salad. | ||
| New Yorker Bollock Burger – Beef | Nacho Cheese Sauce & Arrabiata Sauce with Chilli, Garlic, Capers and Olives. Served with chips or side salad. | R210.00 |
| Prego Sauce Bollocks Burger – Beef | Spicy Mozambican Portuguese Sauce with lots of chilli and garlic. Served with chips or side salad. | R200.00 |
| Mexican Chilli & Cheese Bollocks Burger – Beef | Spicy Chilli Con Carne with Red Kidney Beans, Garlic & Chilli. Served with chips or side salad. | R220.00 |
| Jalapeno & Cheese Bollocks Burger – Beef | Home-pickled Jalapeños and nacho cheese sauce. Served with chips or side salad. | R210.00 |
THE DOG’S BOLLOCKS – GOURMET BLACK BURGERS
| Gourmet Black Burger – Caramelised Onion & Brie | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Black sesame seeded bun, 200g beef patty | Mayo, tomato, rocket, pickles, caramelised onion and brie cheese. | R222.75 |
| Served with fresh cut chips and homemade beer battered onion rings. |
| Gourmet Black Burger – Double Cheese | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Black sesame seeded bun, 200g beef patty | Mayo, tomato, rocket, pickles, cheese slice and cheese sauce. | R222.75 |
| Served with fresh cut chips and homemade beer battered onion rings. |
| Gourmet Black Burger – Classic Avo & Feta | Description | Price (R) |
|---|---|---|
| Black sesame seeded bun, 200g beef patty | Mayo, tomato, rocket, pickles, feta cheese, avo, sriracha mayo sauce and sour cream. | R222.75 |
| Served with fresh cut chips and homemade beer battered onion rings. |
PIZZA WAREHOUSE CLASSICS
| Pizza Name | Description | Price (from R) |
|---|---|---|
| Margherita | Mozzarella, tomato base, fresh basil, drizzled with olive oil. | R185 |
| Pepperoni | Mozzarella, tomato base, pepperoni. | R225 |
| Diavola | Mozzarella, chilli tomato base, spicy salami, fresh basil. | R250 |
| Hot Italian | Mozzarella, tomato base, pepperoni, fresh red chillies. | R250 |
| Tartufo | Mozzarella, tomato base, ricotta, mushrooms, wild rocket, drizzled with olive oil. | R250 |
| Hawaiian | Mozzarella, tomato base, ham, pineapple. | R250 |
PIZZA WAREHOUSE SIGNATURES
| Pizza Name | Description | Price (from R) |
|---|---|---|
| Juicy Chick Pizza | Shredded chicken, peppadews, feta, and smokey BBQ sauce. | R285 |
| Williamsburg Pizza | Salami and ricotta drizzled with honey. | R245 |
| Sweet Baby Blue Pizza | Blue cheese, caramelised onion, and fresh wild rocket. | R225 |
| Brooklyn BBQ Pizza | Shredded chicken, peppadews, feta, with fresh coriander. | R220 |
| Spaniard Pizza | Con carne mince and avo served with salsa and sour cream. | R245 |
PIZZA WAREHOUSE ITALIAN FAVOURITES
| Pizza Name | Description | Price (from R) |
|---|---|---|
| Meat Supreme Pizza | Smokey BBQ, pulled pork, shredded chicken, and pepperoni. | R300 |
| Gino’s Pizza | Bacon, peppadews, and blue cheese. | R260 |
| Morituri Pizza | Chicken, bacon, feta, and red peppers. | R280 |
| Capricciosa Pizza | Salami, Kalamata olives, mushrooms, and artichokes. | R220 |
| Autunno Pizza | Mushrooms, Italian herbs, red onion, baby spinach, and black pepper. | R220 |
